[] Call me Emissary. []
[] My username is. . . strongly outdated. []
[] Any pronouns are fine.[]
[] December 7th, 2005 []
[] Thanks for stopping by such an ancient place.[]

[LOADING STATUS]
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[STATUS]: SEMI-ACTIVE
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[Strange. How did you find me?]
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[I have little to offer you.]
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[Well. Stick around if you will. I'm not going anywhere.]